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From Oh No They Didn't!:
PARIS OFFERED PROSTITUTE JOB

Socialite PARIS HILTON has been offered the chance to earn $52 million (GBP27.4 million)-a-year - as a high-class New York prostitute.

The idea comes from a psychiatric patient, who claims he's a former pimp.

The man, who calls himself PIMP JUICE, has written the offer to Paris via the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS.

I really hope this isn't an April Fool's joke, I mean this is just too good to have made up. Dude! He's a pyschiatric patient named Pimp Juice.