Can't Explain all the Feelings That You're Making Me Feel

I was going to do a whole post on bikinis but if you haven't allready found your perfect bikini for the summer then you aren't going to find it. And Summer sucks because it's hot and the chlorine from that pool I went to made my hair gross and frizzy.
Okay. Not nearly as gross as that blonde girl who lives on a farm and has never seen a hairbrush in her life but still pretty shiznasty.
So, onto imaging summer parties and trips to the Army Navy Club with my grandparents. But what shoes will the poor girl wear? How about these crazy groovy shoes from Seychelles that look like you got them at a funky vintage store. Of course you didn't, you bought them from Urban on sale for $40. Now you can go to your formal in style. Unless it already happened and your hairspray melted an hour before the party so your wonderful curls died.
And yet you still had a drunk boy hitting on you.