Simply Because I Don't Need Smaller Boobs

I don't understand why anyone would put this on a dress. Or a shirt. Or anything. You know what I'm talking about, that odd smocking elastic business happening on the bust. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? All it does is make the person wearing it look even flatter. I can't even remember the last person I saw with sizeable breasts wearing something like this but I'm sure it was awful. Don't wear anything remotely similiar to this.
Especially in this color. What was Nordstrom's thinking when they decided to stock this dress? Obviously they weren't.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have it in yellow too. I don't mind that fabric too badly, but it as a tube top really is bad.

10:24 PM  
Blogger Dilemma said...

I had one of those when I was in fourth/fifth grade, which is also around the time I thought A&F was the hottest game in town. It was a very dark time.

It's good to have you back Leith.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Chelsea said...

Wow. I was just thinking about this yesterday. I passed by a dress ,very similar to the one you pictured, and thought "Why would anyone want to make their chest look like a shelf?" Beats me.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

it was invented by nuns to squish down/weirdly distort the boobs of any girl in the vicinity so that men would never be tempted to look at them and the only thought anybody would have upon looking at them would be "why is that girl being cruel to her chest? did it do something to offend her?"

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Maddie said...

I won't bash you for ranting this time. lol. It's cool that you're back, I had a feeling you would be.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous preciousrin said...

Take it from who is destined to fight the uni-boob all her life (the downside of having a large chest), those shirts are the devil's work!

But with the uber-thin look in now, small boobs are also, kind of, in too.

Scary, yes.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Geisha said...

Large chests really aren't that good, especially if you're sorta embarrased of them and all the shirts you wear give you huge cleavage. The color of that tube top would just make any skin tone look really pale/washed out. But coral in general really isn't that bad. Whatevs, Bye! :)

5:23 PM  
Blogger buttonsandstars said...

Don't hate me, but I actually really like that style of dress! It's really slimming, surprisingly! But I don't like it in a solid colour. I would like it more if it was in a feminine print.

4:39 PM  

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