10.04.2006

BREATHE!

I was really hoping I wouldn't have to do this.
But, it appears I do. Especially since there was a big hoopla over my last post.
OH MY GOD I SAID THAT PEOPLE SHOULD EXERCISE. It was a joke. Yes, it was not that funny. Yes, it's hard to tell when some one is being sarcastic on the internet. But (and I had sincerely hoped that people had gotten used to me by now) I am sarcastic the majority of the time. It's my survival technique.
Besides, I'm a size 6 for pants and I can still fit into a size 2 dress (although a huge part of this is the fact that I am mucho small on top). Have you seen my rear or my hips? I don't believe so and if you have this could be a bit awkward. Unless I know you, of course.
Please, don't take offense at everything that I say. I am cruelest to those I love the most. Unless I really hate you, then I am just a full-frontal bitch.
Basically, do not over-react. Yes, I am full on drama queen but seriously. I don't go and cry because some one said something that I don't agree with online. Please take a reality check and calm down. Thank you.

P.S. tomorrow I will get back on a more regular posting schedule.
P.P.S. The first person who insults me with something other than "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SUCH A CONCEITED BITCH!" gets extra cool points. Honestly, there are so many other insults out there that describe me.

dress, Betsey Johnson

43 Comments:

Blogger joanna said...

i totally agree. you are totally awesome but boy oh boy can i think up some very creative but catty things to say about you. and yes, i mean that in the nicest way.

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Rin said...

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SUCH A CONCEITED BITCH!"

Just kidding. I applaud you for this post. And that dress, not to mention the picture, is absolutely adorable!

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute dress!

Plus, I don't think anyone noticed that dress sizes run kind of big. I wear a 12 in pants and whatnot, but dresses in 8's.

8:11 PM  
Blogger joanna said...

same here anonymous. although right now i'm kind of bordering on a 10, but yeah, i know what you mean.

that is a VERY cute dress. i was thinking about possibly getting a betsey johnson dress for homecoming, but they are just too expensive, according to my mom. maybe senior prom, though.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Carissa said...

Is that you? You can not possbily be a size 6..

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

props for keeping it real.

and what is your regular posting schedule?

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE BETSEY JOHNSON!! And I never think you are conceited....

: )

9:26 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Hey I am right behind you girl. Don't take shit from other people like that...

Anyone who thinks you are conceited, either have a low self esteem or they are jealous. I read your other post, and I could totally tell you were being sarcastic. Maybe that's because I am sarcastic too...

You are awesome. Keep blogging because obviously you know what you're doing. :-)

Visit my blog sometime: www.thefashionablehousewife.com

9:56 PM  
Blogger ~Caroline~ said...

you look so damn cute in that pic! very cool posts....it was getting strange.

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Lexie said...

I think you should ignore people's critical comments. They can quit reading if they have such a problem. It's almost funny how uptight people are..!

10:47 AM  
Blogger buttonsandstars said...

Yeah, I couldn't agree more. I find it kinda weird how people get so stressed out over a comment in a blog! Also, wasn't there some weird religious thing in here too? That was odd.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Brenanananananananananana said...

Leith. I am jealous of your butt. I really am, I remember in math when Brian said you should "wear tighter pants" and you wore your (very cute) pea-coat for the rest of the class to cover it up. hahahahha I miss you. And I loveeee that dreess! What store are you in? It reminds me of The Pink Crab, but they don't carry anything other than Lilly. Soooo. I'm at a loss.

You are looking mighty fine, by the way.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous ambika said...

Bitchy people are the best people. That's why I love this site.

4:02 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

maybe i don't love your site as much as i used to, but it's still pretty damned cool. as is the dress you're wearing.
*peace*

5:01 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

how are YOU a size six???
ridonculous. you look like a size zero. i dont mean that in a bitchy way or anything.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are so cute! ah and it looks like you may have the same problem as i do. .i have to get a bigger size in pants because of my huge butt. i'm not too fond of it.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LURVVVE that dress......can u post info on it? and where i can get it?

7:51 PM  
Anonymous rebekah said...

that is a really cute dress. i love betsey johnson. i wish i could afford her dresses, ha.

hurrah for actually having a butt :D! right on, sister.

8:08 PM  
Blogger awesomegoddess said...

How could you publish such a photo? You'll have every man on earth hounding you. Take it from me, people like us have to cover up, if only for our own safety!

12:48 AM  
Blogger the muse said...

there was so much contrevery over the last post...I really don't like it when people take things personally.
Oh, and adorable dress. You look really cute in it!

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome goddess is a cocky little girl! read her blog, and ull believe me. Thats what cocky is....leith is anything but.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey do you think you could show some cute winter coats? it gets cold here in chicago, and all the ones i find have fur on the hood/collar which is completely tacky to me.

5:03 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

omg awesome goddess is really icky and vain. but i like this blog more and more, and leith really is kool.

5:11 PM  
Blogger joanna said...

ewwwww. awesomegoddess, shame on you! you're so vain and self-obsessed it's almost funny.

what i wouldn't give to play a game of checkers with you.

leith, you are DEFINITELY NOT cocky. ignore what people say.

5:46 PM  
Blogger Dilemma said...

lol @ all of you getting so upset over awesomegoddess or whatever her name is.
I don't think she was attacking leith so calm down. it was actually kind of funny[as was the exercise joke. but maybe I'm just cruel].
everyone needs to take a break-eat a cookie.
God, I miss when antm was good...

5:56 PM  
Blogger joanna said...

xzdid you actually go to her site, though? it ain't pretty.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Kemmi said...

FIRE
(GOD OF TUKA MATRA. HE IS IN OUR PRENSENCE)
He will be the one to burn our eternal soul. make form a whole. DRINK.

(the god of fire will give his gift now.)
Kalina Ferna Bet
Kalina Ferna Bet Bet
Bet Bet Bet
Kalina Ferna Bet
Gauna, Gauna, Gauna.
Bet, ET ET ET
Kali. Kailna
(HARE, HARI)
Kalina, Kal.

(the god of fire is finished. bless him we shall.)

amen. kali. amen.

STONE
STONE.
STONE.


its on its way. no more kicking them aside. it will uplift you. kari will uplift you.

(Its finished. The blessing is over)

8:17 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

awesomegoddess wasnt mean to leith, shes just berry berry crazy. oh well. maybe she just really likes herself. nothing wrong wit that i guess.
and, not to offend, but WHAT IS WITH THESE WEIRD RELIGIOUS POSTS? and theyre not even religious, they're like... inane ramblings.

9:17 PM  
Blogger joanna said...

seriously....

i don't understand what it going on.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Karen said...

This is getting entertaining. lol

9:57 PM  
Blogger awesomegoddess said...

I trust Leith grasps what I'm saying about the burden of beauty. I don't expect the rest of you to understand. Just be thankful you're average!

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay, emma and joanna, you guys obviously spend too much time on this blog, i mean you have multipile comments on it, get a life.

11:15 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

lol i have a life im just bored tonight. wow okay im gonna stop commenting now...

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. I am seriously considering printing out this comment page and taping it to my wall it's so hilarious.
Anyways, Leith, I do see a difference in your blog from now and a few months ago, but it's still wicked. And yay for the size sixes! (And you look great in that dress.)

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Ok, so I have finally saved up enough money to go on a full-frontal fall shopping spree, and am determined to find the perfect semi-formal dress. Could you possibly show me some cool ideas for it? Just for inspiration? Many thanks!

Sarah :)

2:37 PM  
Blogger Lulu Fruitloops said...

'omg ur sucha conceited bitch!' hahahahahah. love that dress u are Wearing in the pic. cute. j adore betsey johnson.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when did this blog become another place for catty girls to bash each other?

look, people do have lives. some people get bored. some people like to chat. and i wish people would stop saying all that crap about awesomegoddess. i don't really agree with all that she's saying along with the rest of you, but i doubt it'll make any difference if you bitch at her. please stop being mean to other bloggers. can't we all just get along?

3:54 PM  
Blogger Isabel said...

You are adorable! So is your room, it looks like a boutique!

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that your room or a boutique?

11:41 PM  
Anonymous mags said...

i love love love this dress.

2:19 PM  
Anonymous carly said...

i dont like you one bit leith!

oh and anonymous's comment made me think...imagine if your room WAS THE BETSEY JOHNSON STORE! (minus saleswomen and customers. cashier optional but would make an awesome piggybank.)

1:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOANNA AND EMMA NEED REALY LIVES OMG OMG OMG! ITS RIDICULOUS!

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That position, is such a fooler.
That's not what it, actually, looks like..
Don't know you, nor your blog.
But it doesn't take much brains, to figure out your excuses to apologise for your comments about 'someone elses need to work out' where merely provoced out of shame, of your own body.

You chubby-fashion-victim, you

9:37 PM  

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