I Think A Big Part of This is Affected by my Menstrual Cycle

I'm a horrible person, I have abonded my little corner of the internet for educational pursuits (yay for readings about Lay Investiture in the medieval ages!) and work.
But, I'm back. For a short period of time atleast. I'm probably going to be spending the rest of the week working on an essay about Chaos and Order in medieval England and doing random art history readings. But, let's forget about that and talk about homecoming dresses.

This is such a Leith dress. Which is funny because me+strapless=nipplegate 2.0. Seriously, I am quite small in the chest area. I know it's not your classic homecoming dress but I like it. And I would wear it, if it weren't for the previously mentioned fiasco. $425 from Adam + Eve. Which is insane. No one buys actually nice dresses for homecoming. Forget I ever mentioned it. And the model looks totally constipated.

I don't care what anyone says, this is the perfect party dress. Except for the whole bubblehem. What is with all these dresses being almost perfect. I hate this. I'm just gonna stop talking about this dress. $330.

I really love this dress. I love the hair too. What is my obsession with hair lately? Anywho, the only thing wrong with this dress is that it only comes in size two. Which really isn't so sad. Get off your butt and go exercise. I have a bit of a fat ass and I can still fit into size 2 dresses. And, OH EM GEE! Eva Mendes wore it. $295.

About 20,000 people are gonna see this dress and say "THAT'S SO UGLY! It's a grandma dress!" and I'm going to sit here thinking to myself, "You are a moron." Maybe I'm in a bit of a bad mood? I do believe so. Whatever, with the right body type you could look unbelievably hot in this dress. APC pleated dress, $237.

I give up. I'm too tired and in too much of a bad mood to deal with this. I'm gonna either wear a black dress I bought at Urban Outfitters last year (I'm so up to date) or this will be my latest purchase.


Blogger S said...

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4:06 PM  
Blogger S said...

I really love the black dress, though with the black tights it's a bit much...

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fantastic, your period mentioned in the title, how delightfully too much info.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Serena said...

fabulous post leith! the sequin bubble dress is a personal favorite.....i discovered it like 3 weeks ago when i was watching disney channel (with my little sister!) and the girl from high school musicals music video came on and she was wearing it, i love it! She was swinging randomly on channdleirs and i was like " wow......thats so freakin cool!" although that song is so bad,....she wears some cute shit in it (im very jelious.) I love the As u Wish dress.....i might buy it for my holiday ball because its so damn sweet. I like it in the red personally.....in wear it with leapord print shoes! It would tone down the sweet-im-a-daddys-girl-ladida vibe. With....im not at all so thats good. As for the comment about being a size 2? shut the fuck up. no one want to hear that. good for you for shoving your ass in jeans till the button pops off but no thank you....if im a 4, im a 4....if im a 2 im a 2, just work with what you have. The "grandma" looking dress, although i wouldn't wear it, is delightfully cute.....id pair it with pumps.....like the white christian loubutins? or the mary jane ones?! ohhh! yeah....with a chanel necklace. I dont know where im getting all of this money all the sudden....but its fun. I love the eva mendes dress! its so sweet and flirty and elegant! The pockets are so cool.....you wouldn't need to worry about a clutch all night and could just party away with your cell phone in one pocket and your lip stain in the other.....plus anything eva mendes wears is automadically amazing. I also love the cut of this dress, its very angelic.....it reminds me of something mischa barton would wear on the OC (except unlike her....were not wearing it to hide the fact that our collar bones are jabbing through are skin.) That dress just automatically made me happy. Its a little rebellious to....id wear it with pumps....white ones or black ones. Not red though....to i worship satin. The adam + eve reminded me of something the bitchy girl from legally blonde would wear, yeah if ur a 00 you could pull it ff....but id be tough NOT to look like a stringent bitch. plus....homecoming is about having fun....letting loose and dancing the night away. You prbably cant even walk in that dress. But its cute if your at an office party! So thats all i got....very nice leith......

4:29 PM  
Blogger LuLu&Delonda said...

i like the purple one a bunch. but i dont really understand homecoming... will someone explain?~lulu

4:34 PM  
Anonymous brennan said...

good gracious, she wrote a book.

i personally love the "grandma" dress. it would be a very nice hot-summer-day dress.

5:19 PM  
Blogger dusk&summer said...

Wow serena has alot of spare time lol as for me I think the adam+eve dress is a little dull but the second dress looks like alot of fun although I'd be freezing because it looks so teeny. As for the black dress its really pretty, but I don't really like the pockets, even though it'd be convienent. Yeah i'm one of the 20 000 who don't like the last dress lol sorry :P but its drab.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Kevin said...

ERRRRR.....yeah. get a life girls. The girls in the dorm next to mine go on this....i mean, what the fuck why are you always taking opinions from another fucking girl. so fucking weird.

6:09 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

jeez serena, how much spare time do ya have?
i like exactly none of those dresses. come on, leith, what's happened to you?

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Rin said...

hey leith, as you may know, time to time i talk shit about your blog, and try to be superior to you by saying what's good that you do, and what isn't. I would like to take this time and appologize. I don't have a good blog and i know that, barely any visitors, and i am unoriginal. you are obviously good enough to get your blog in a magazine and have more than ten thousand people visit it. So i hope you can forgive me of my bitchiness. I was just jealous and didn't realize it.

best of luck,

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Nina is high.(on life) said...

that was cool rin. very cool.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Serena said...

Sorry girls if you think im a loser....but im paid to do this, this is my living....fashion. So once in a while i stop by to the best of blogs and put in my imput for fun...all i did was leave a comment, seing as this is the comment section, and you girls snapped, just like when i was 13-19. Teenage girls just never change....

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the first dress is amazing! it is unique and instead of being the dance piriah, everyone would love how different (in a good way) you would look! but yes, she looks just a tiny bit constipated lol...i love the black too, it's sexy in a subtle way! btw, i've been there w/ lay investiture!

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Lexie said...

I love the first dress!
Your title made me laugh.

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Kenni said...



(the lord of rain shall give his gift now)

"Humma Ki la semi
Lord! Oh!
Huma Ki la semi
Lord! Oh!
Why shalt thy rain fall,
When we give such sentence so?
Why arnt thou stand tall,
when one give so much 'till now?
Huma Ki la semi,
Lord! Oh!
Lord! Oh!
Lord! Oh! (drop.)"

(the lord has finished...bless him we shall.)

"Ki la semi, amen."

(The lord of wood shall give his blessing)

"Ja kem li ma,
Ja kem li Ta...
wood shal now beat fire. wood shall not beed drop.
Wood only stand on own.
Ja kem li ma...
Give thy strengh!
Eit. Eit! Eit!
Ja kem li ma!"

(the lord of wood has finsihed, bless him we shall...)

"Ja kem Li ma....amen."


1:49 PM  
Anonymous Kimmi said...


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Anonymous Kimmi said...


1:52 PM  
Anonymous Kemmi said...


(the gift of elements has finshed.)

1:54 PM  
Anonymous caitlin said...

the comments just keep getting randomer and randomer.
and i love the black dress.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have to know where the black eva mendez dress is from? can u order it from internett?

3:05 PM  
Blogger Lulu Fruitloops said...

love the baby doll dress form nordstrom!

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, why doesn't Serena have a fashion blog? Her comment was more insightful than three posts combined in this blog, seriously.

4:06 PM  
Anonymous serena said...

Okay guys...this is serena. seriously that girl who talked about this being her profession was NOT me. im 15, im in high school....i assume most of you took it as a lie, but those of who didn't? thats not me. im just a girl who loves fashion.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous s ! girly said...


4:40 PM  
Anonymous look closer... said...

i finally get it: your the girl everybdy loves to hate.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Maddie said...

Actually, my first thought at the sight of that pink dress was that it was adorable. =]

6:36 PM  
Blogger LuLu&Delonda said...

hellooo no one answered me. explain homecoming. i dont understand..-lulu

7:47 PM  
Anonymous icegrrl said...

I like the first one! :)

5:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I don't get it either, proms and homecomings are practically non-existant in Canada...? What's a homecoming ? Livin' La Vida In Quebec-aaah!

4:45 PM  
Blogger *emma* said...

okay, what has happened to this blog? it used to be fun, funny, stylish, now it just seems to be a place where one girl gets pissed off at all the people who read her blog for things they haven't even done. very weird.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay. i have a proclamation.
i want the old wafflesandfashion back. i mean, i really don't care that much...but it would be nice to have the old, witty, stylish blog back. whatever. the whole blog thing is getting dull anyway.
why do we all center around this one particular blog, anyway? is it because leith was in ellegirl?
i know i'm going to have hordes of angry commenters saying things like "if you don't like it, stop logging on to it! we love leith! she is our queen!" blah blah blah. but hasn't anyone noticed that leith never comments on your blog, never adds you to her list of blogs, never really does much, and doesn't deserve your attentions???

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

forget homecoming. how about somebody explain to me what it is you americanes mean by "fashion"!

is fashion whatever's in the mall?
whatever your friends like? or what?

just asking!

12:06 AM  
Blogger Meredith said...

Please don't say "you Americans"
It makes you sound ignorant, which I'm sure, anonymous, you are not.
And I'm sure our sense of fashion is derived from the same infuences YOU have: friends, our mother's vintage dresses, celebrities, and...GASP our own creative selves. So before you sound so condescending, do your homework.

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Maya said...

blogs are not what they used to be...using the comment section for harassing people you dont know....catfights....and even advertising a religion. its getting weird

leith....i love your blog....and this post is gorgeous! (the sequin bubble hem dres is to die for!)


10:24 PM  
Anonymous Steph said...

Wow this blog is sucky and boring and Leith is a bitch who doesn't give a damn about her readers, doesn't comment on their blogs, doesn't do anything really..doesn't even create very good posts! elle girl? SO WHAT...lameeeee

12:00 AM  
Anonymous ambika said...

Ha! I love this post. Exactly how I feel when dress shopping. When there's no event to shop for, every dress is perfect. When you have an occasion, suddenly everything is bubble hems & strapless.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pocket dresses are brilliant. all dresses should have pockets. additionally, the pleated dress is adorable.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Hill said...

anyone who says 'anywho' has problems. but i like the black dress.

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

has anyone ever noticed leith seems to pretty much hate everyone who visits her blog? she never responds to comments, never links anyone who asks to be linked, and always treats us like dirt. i mean, yea, she's clever and witty and oh so cool but come one, she'd not god. don't live by what she says is fashion. i mean, she's just a teenager, like a lot of us are. it's only her opinion. don't feel bad if she rags on something you just might like. don't cry over it. take it all in stride. leith isn't the queen of fashion. she's just a big headed, spoiled, and waaaaaay too sure of herself girl who thinks she knows all about fashion.

i like this blog but sometimes, leith can just be too much of a bitch.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Gloria said...

I agree with anonymous completely its soo totally true. Leith is a really big BITCH! screw your stupid blog, you're style isn't even all that good.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Brit said...

yuck that dress you are planning to buy is so shapless....

7:04 PM  
Anonymous alexandra said...

hey, that grandma dress is like one i have in my closet. but i got mine at the thrift store for less than $10.
I wish i had places to go to wear more dresses to. Especially fun ones like these.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not everyone can be a size two. Please don't be such a bitch.

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go with the purple nordstrams dress.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those dresses are tacky and fugly, id like to say you could do better, but, no.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you pretty much suck ass.

8:43 PM  
Anonymous taylorrrrr said...

Wow, people, chill the fuck out.

I love you Leith vairy much and this page rocks it.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Kip! said...

nice job spelling V-E-R-Y.

3:11 PM  
Blogger S said...

Omfg people! get over your selves! If you think she's such a bitch then STOP READING HER BLOG AND LEAVING DUMB COMMENTS like "leith is such a bitch". What, are you in grade two?

jealous whores.

6:08 PM  
Blogger joanna said...

not everyone can be a size two, leith. remember that.

i actually kinda like the so-called "grandma dress" i mean, it's not spectacular but it could look really cute. i like the eva mendes one the best, though. pocket dresses are totally awesome. who wants to carry around a stupid purse during homecoming anyway?

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice one leith. guess what im a size six and im hot. bite me.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow leith bitchy much? im done with this blog...

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay leith. get off your butt and go exercise. ill be sure to mention that to the majority of american women- i.e. a size twelve. everybody cant be a size two girl, and big can be very beautiful. i understand how girls like you can't appreciate that, but i come from a long line of people with booty- obviously not something you need to worry about.

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

size two? cheya right. you owe alot of these girls an apology.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous whoa now. said...

yeeeeeah, that was a bit insensitive there. not all overweight people are that way because they're lazy.
you seem to have this superior attitude. like you give the greatest advice and are the most literate person in the world and the best speller ever (which is definitely not the case.)

maybe i'm completely wrong here. maybe you really are a wonderful person. maybe this is just my perception. who knows.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

believe me Whoa now. you are not wrong, leith is an insensitive bitch

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:15 PM  
Anonymous Andi said...

Wow...I doubt anyone will read this thing, but some of you are so crazy!

Stop reading her blog...if you hate it so much...

And abouth the whole size 2, thing, what the hell? She's kinda right...you know...fine you can't be a size two, but you can still be a 3 or whatever...


5:19 PM  
Anonymous Vali said...

LOL I bet you anything that almost all the shitty comments on here are from the same dumbass. hahahahaha

if you're brave enough to leave a bitchy comment, be brave enough to leave your name (and link).

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the grandma dress was my favorite! :) :)

7:53 PM  
Anonymous mags said...

you know everyone says we should try harder to appeal to the average woman, and i agree. but it's also frustrating trying to shop as a size 0 when most places carry mainly over size 3. and unlike women who are overweight, skinny girls are automatically given shit about being anorexic or bulimic. trust me, i don't want my enormous ribcage sticking out anymore than it already does =P

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Kelly said...

People who comment on this blog need to learn how to spell. It doesn't take that long to proofread your thoughts. Seriously, open a dictionary.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Loliza said...

Wow, you guys have serious problems. Leith started this blog to express her opinions not make everyone feel bad...please stop b*****ing to her, gosh. You guys act more like 3 year olds told you can't get a cookie than 'sophisticated' teenagers. This comment section is a big bubble of insanity. Hopefully no hate posts for this, eh?

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoa girl fight much?!
Shes just writing in a blog, its not real life here....
Everyone has bitchy moments when they want to rag, it's part of being a normal person and
in my opinion it's SO much more interesting when someone puts emotion, whatever it may be, into what they are writing.
As far as adding people and responding to comments, come on!
It's called privacy, not having enough time etc, not being a bitch. Some people are way to immature.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous um calm down said...

omg haha its JUST A BLOG. y does everyone get so riled up?

8:34 PM  
Anonymous um calm down said...

and she likes cute clothes =)

8:34 PM  
Anonymous rachael said...

this is honestly quite funny. i mean all of these girls sit here and complain about leith callin them fat THEN DON'T COME HERE AND READ THIS.But really Leith, I'm a seven and I am not ashamed with my body. I run three miles and do two hours of dance every day so don't you be telling normal sized girls to go out and excercise. I don't hate you, I don't hate your blog. I'm just saying

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want to say....... why always use such very very skinny girls??????? use some one with a little more meat on there bones, normal girls. we actullay want to c what the dresses would look like on normal people, people like me. pleaaaaaaaasssseeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:32 AM  
Anonymous katie. said...

I saw your post above, but I decided to comment on this one.
people were actually angry with you because you said "go exercise"? how ridiculous! have we really become so whiney as a whole that we have to complain about someone saying "GO EXERCISE"? I don't even get it. saracstic or not, that was not a big deal. stop being so damn concerned about other people being politically correct and DO get off your ass and exercise. no sarcasm intended.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Emily/Yonctopus said...

Woaahhh guys, I don't think she meant it THAT way. Like she wasn't saying that all fat people are fat because they don't exersize. she wasn't saying that people who are over a size two are ugly. Why do people keep on bitching on Leith? and everyone else who comments, for that matter. People just can't take jokes anymore.. but centering on the actual fashion, I loved the sequined bubble dress. How much... 200? 300? me wantey for bat mitzvah dressey.... hehe.
--Emily xx

4:56 PM  

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