6.01.2006

That's Not Entertainment, It's Scary

I am sick and tired of seeing one pieces. The other day I was walking down the hallway in school and saw a girl in black velour jumpsuit. Which just fills me with thousands of questions that I will not get into at this point of time. Although, I do have a feeling that it was the girl who this guy I talked to once calls Annie With No Fanny.
There's also the romper I saw at Forever 21 and the countless one pieces that have been seen on celebrities lately.
This is a deep and disturbing problem. What if you had to go to the bathroom really badly?
However, I do kind of really like this one piece from Dolce & Gabbana's Fall '06 Ready to Wear collection. Maybe it's the sequins, maybe it's the bathingsuitness, or maybe it's the just the Madonna t-shirt that it's over. But it's definitely not the scarf/tights/moonboots combination.
Anyways. I just wish people would stop wearing anything that covers their crotch and their chest at the same time. Just wear a dress if you feel like being lazy, atleast then I won't get worried about bladder issues. Besides, the whole one piece thing makes you look like you got kicked out of tumble tots for being too old and you are looking for something to do with your free afternoon.

33 Comments:

Blogger Jess said...

"I just wish people would stop wearing anything that covers their crotch and their chest at the same time."

Where are we, Rio?! Sorry, I think I took that a little differently than intended. Or perhaps nots.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Leith said...

Jess. I meant like...well not what you meant.
But don't worry. As I writing that sentence I was thinking that it sounded completely dirty.

7:11 PM  
Blogger Rin said...

This girl in school wears a denim skin-tight one-piece all the time. Its really bad.

Anyway, brilliant as usual. I'm not crazy about the sparkly bit covering the boobs and crotch at the same time, but in a tank top it'd be cute. I love the Madonna tank. And the white/silver combo.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous lily said...

omg i totally agree, except i hate the outfit you posted. thanks for finally updating!

10:07 PM  
Blogger catherine said...

one-pieces are right up there with tights, mumus, and uggz(..uggs? aack i've gone and confused myself) on the list of things not actually meant to be worn.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Kiki said...

I like the Madonna top combined with the silvery thing-but where would you ever wear it?? Well, that's a bad comment actually because alot of fashion things that are great can also be non-wearable. Anyway I'm going!

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6:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I so agree found some of my mums 80's boiler suits when i was clearing out a cupboard the other day, it is definately something to be left in the past to wither and die. One pieces are wrong wrong wrong! check out my blog
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12:11 PM  
Anonymous brennananan poo poo said...

leith. that is not a one piece ensemble. it's more like 8. Maybe more, I didn't actually count.

I saw some one in a one piece jumpsuit at school too. maybe it it was the same girl? mine was wearing black velour too, and Taylor (titus) and I were making fun of her, until Taylor said she was pregnant (the girl, not her) so then we stopped.

but how ironic is this?! :]

2:59 PM  
Blogger Leith said...

How many girls are pregnant at our school?
Maybe there's something in the water? Oh that's just disgusting.
Anyways, I think it was the same girl. Because the one I saw was kinda...chunky. And how many other people own black velour jump suits?

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Chandler said...

Mostly I think they are totally disgusting but there is this cool at my school who wears one and she looks really awesome in it. But mostly i totally agree.

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Chandler said...

when i said 'cool' above i misstyped i meant to write girl.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love dolce and gabbana, but the moon boots are just nasty. but i totally lurve the maddona shirt.

8:46 PM  
Blogger young.urban said...

i'm a fan of the moonboots.


just kidding. cute blog.

young.urban

11:38 PM  
Blogger Kait said...

i think one pieces should stick to bathingsuits and infants.

and i too would worry about a emergency bathroom rush

11:07 AM  
Anonymous allison said...

simulated situation:

"oh, gott in himmel, i really feel the need to run to the ladies room."
(mad crazy dash to said location)

"i forgot that from wearing this onepiece, besides the feeling that i get that i am naff and a buffoon, i also get panty-restricted. what shall i do?"

let's avoid that situation, for the sake of the children.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm... would 1-pieces like that look good with some sort of pant?

11:02 PM  
Blogger Geisha said...

Even though I normally hate one-pieces (especially dark stretch denim one-pieces that include shorts) I actually like that look posted, to look at but NOT to wear to the mall. Unless I was in the Flashdance remake, but Vanessa from TRL already got the part (really).

2:38 PM  
Anonymous apryl said...

thats funny you say that, because im pretty sure the magazine that got you noticed has an article on how much they love rompers in their latest issue. however, i hardly like them, and have to half way agree with you. (some of them were pretty bearable.)
ah, rompers...
-apryl

3:38 PM  
Blogger ThePatchworkCupcake said...

that IS scary.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Isabel said...

Did anyone see the purple striped Moschino "romper" thingy in the lates Teen Vogue? I actually liked it. The outfit posted is quite heinous, though. Kind of like Ziggy Stardust's little sister who looks up to him, but was feeling a little cold so she added a Madonna tee and Moon Boots. I hope that wasn't insulting to David Bowie, I'm actually in love with him.

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Emily said...

i hate rompers! i saw them in an elle girl article. i actually like that one though.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous rebekah said...

i saw the ellegirl article too and was a bit confused. i just think rompers look silly. and impractical. but that's just me~ :D

7:16 PM  
Blogger Aleyce said...

This blog rules;YES i got it from Ellegirl.

Personally, though, i like the one-pieces.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm ..waht about ppl with not so good bod's??? every think about that one? guess NOT..aitee. im breezingg

8:08 PM  
Blogger Beatriz Lima-Silva said...

Yeahhh.... i agree.
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12:49 AM  
Blogger maliaonfire said...

pmg leith your blog is my bible. i love it. i was wondering if all you othercool people would check out MY blog,i just strated posting things yesterday k? so its not like only a little thing, and comments would be sooo awesom!

5:21 PM  
Blogger maliaonfire said...

oops.when i said pmg i meant so say omg ( o my god)

5:22 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Hey Leith! Remember me? I'm Karen, the Dickies dress girl. Well, I jsut started a blog, it's called Amanda'snetwork. Please check it out. It's going to be a series of episodes about this girl Amanda. It's basically about how highschool happens... LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! Ciao!
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7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey leith, why don't you actually tell us what to wear for a chnge. Well, since you'e already lost so many readers you might as well continue what you're doing.
Stupid little girl.

2:37 PM  
Blogger maliaonfire said...

OMG WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK OUT MY BLOG??? IM WRITING ALL THESE POSTS AND IM AFRAID THAT I WILL JUST CONTINUE DOING IT,AND NOBODY WILL EVER GET TO SEE ITS COMPLETE AWESOMNESS!!!!! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND COMMENT!!! I WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU!!!! PLEASE IM BEGGGINGG YOU ALLL!!
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8:25 PM  
Blogger maliaonfire said...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.I WILL WARN YOU THAT IM A BEGINNING WRITER,AND MY POSTS ARE NOT VERY CLEVER,OR WITTY OR EXCELENTLY WRITTEN AS LEITH'S POSTS,BUT I LOVE DOING IT AND ITS REALLY FUN,BUT NOBODY WILL EVER SEE IT IF I DONT KEEP POSTING THIS!!! PLEASE CHECK IT OUTAND COMMENT. I WILL OVE U FOREVER! AND I WILL COMMENT UR STUFF TOO!!!
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o and by he way i totally agrre with you leith on that one.

8:28 PM  
Blogger lovely m said...

this reminds me of an alien, from the future.

10:09 PM  
Blogger kenz said...

Hey...
I love your blog... I stumbled upon it when I was reading a magazine and thought I should check it out because fashion is one of my passions... err... I'm getting off-topic.

I have a question... how do you make your links just one word instead of a whole url? I know how to do it in regular HTML but it doesn't work when I try it in my blog.

By the way... I like that little ensemble... but it's kind of out there.
xx

6:52 PM  

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