Oi Vey
Guess who's here? Well obviously it's me and if you didn't get that then you're a bit stupid, no? So, amazingly enough living in the desert and getting sand in my ears was a lot of fun. Of course there was very little that was fashionable, except one of the swampers (they were pretty much assistants to the boat drivers) wore a skirt a lot. It was a cute skirt too. And then there were the Germans who were naked a lot and I guess that's a fashion statement. So, anyways, today I'm going to camp. I'm actually supposed to be there now but my Mom is doing something and she has to drive due to the fact that I'm 14 and can't drive. Now she wants to check on what I packed (2 duffels and one messenger bag).
The 4th of July is always a problem for me. I always have blue and white to wear but never any red. Most of you probably think, "So. Just don't wear red, white, and blue." Yes. I would do that if it weren't for the fact that at a very young age I was led to believe that the government would kill me if I didn't. I'm not sure how my parents got me to believe this but they did. Somehow. This year I have the same problem, which is why I am curently wearinga red plaid mini skirt and blue Abercrombie and Fitch shirt. Do not ask how I got the shirt. It's a very hellish tale invovling my Vietnemese French teacher. Other than the skirt I only own red chuck taylors, an argyle skirt with some red in it (but it makes my butt look like Mia's when we stuffed her undies with socks for her "date" with Josh in 6th grade), and this hideous tank top with red stripes. Which is why I want this tank top. It's cashmere. It's pretty. It's $165. 



